At the Evil Rat, AKA Chuck E. Cheese, Where the kid can be a screaming, whining, spoiled rotten little brat. But we had fun.

For starters, here is what our day was like yesterday:

Home made slip n' slide with dish soap and our sprinkler.

The Soon-to-be-Princess and her Prince:

The Booshie Birthday Boy and the Princess-Brat doing DDR:

He is so tiny, he need his CeCe to spin the pedals so the "copter" would go up and down :

 The Rat Dance (some cracked out birthday dance), poor Booshie was scared of the Rat, even with his CeCe there:

The Demon Brat with the Demon Rat!!! AHHHHH!

The Booshie, aka Gabey Baby, who is now 4. <3

Booshie and his mommy.. I love this picture

~~Toni

Fuck You. Plain and simple. I don't even think that sentiment is strong enough. And for those of you who live here part time and vote here part time and think your vote matters--go the fuck back home and ruin someone else's life, ok?

Why am I pissed off? Just when you think things are looking up, doing good and in general, going pretty damn good--you hit a brick wall. And that brick wall is called "Florida Voters who don't know what the fuck they are voting for". You see, back when we had our wonderful early primaries (which screwed us out of a LOT of things, dumbasses), on the ballot was Amendment 1 . This amendment "promised" so much relief and tax exemption for the residents of this wonderful state. But many questioned where this "relief" would come from.

And rightly so--it came from the Teachers of the State of Florida. That's right, my husband is now facing a possible layoff due to idiot voters not fucking reading a damn thing and only seeing "relief" in the ballot. And all for what? $200 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! That's right ladies and gents, my husband (and TWENTY other teachers at his school alone) are about to lose their job because you wanted to save $200 fucking dollars on your taxes!!!!

You know what? I am sick of part time residents getting to vote in this state and having their vote ruin it for the rest of us. Florida allows for this to happen!! If they claim dual-residency, they not only get to vote, locally, in one state, they also get to vote here! So they ruin it for two states.

The United States of America is going straight to hell in a broken handbasket and it isn't because of the gays, the atheists, or anyone else who isn't a right-winged, bible thumping moron. No, it's because of people like the above you don't have a clue what the hell they are voting on, so they just vote whichever way allows them to not have to fork over any more money.

Florida needs to sink into the ocean and take all of these morons with it. I'm moving to Iceland or something and becoming eskimo. I hate this fucking country and what it has become. It's sad, it's pathetic, and quite frankly, I'm thinking of taking up a collection--if you are a moron who believes in "love it or leave it"--pay me to leave then. When this country gets bombed to hell and back, I'll sit back and laugh because you are probably the same fucking moron who voted George Dubbya in to office and thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

You all can kiss my lily white ass.

~~Toni

I'm on a one-way train to Ban-Nation. And because of that, I've thought of this:

UNITED HOMESCHOOLERS
(it is yuku/ezboard, which means if you don't already have an ezboard account, you must register for one. It's easy peasy and no one bothers you)

Go, join. Be part of a community that is not going to tell you how you have to be, isn't going to expect you to be "nice" in your posts, isn't going to expect you to deal with their bigoted, hate-filled, bible thumping brains... Everyone truly is welcome here and best of all:

No deletion of posts for no damn reason
Hot Topic Discussions a plus!
No stupid "reputation system"
A board owner(that's me) who actually gives two shits about her patrons.
No stupid mods/admins who don't know what they are doing.
No merging of threads for no damn reason.

And the best reason of all: You are free to discuss any topic you wish. Politics, religion, your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your gay friend, your lover, I do not care. There are homeschoolers out there like us, we just need to band together. Please come together with the rest of us. The bigger the message we send the better--we will be heard.

Come join. You know you want to.

~~Toni